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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

michaelgclifford:

im gay for pay

actually im gay for free but if you want to pay me like im not gonna say no