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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

anti-keiara:

youngrapunzel2626:

when someone says nigga in a post and you check their blog and turns out they actually black

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Lmao literally me

peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat