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basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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its-a me twerkio

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sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son